The digital hygrometer hit the linoleum floor with a sharp, plastic crack, the battery door skittering toward the base of the oven like a roach looking for cover. Ivan M.-L. didn’t swear. He was too tired for that. It was , the hour when the rest of the world is a soft blue blur, but for a third-shift baker, it is the peak of the workday, the moment when the sourdough has either cooperated or it hasn’t. Ivan knelt, his knees popping with a sound not unlike the breaking hygrometer, and reached under the range.
He had been trying to measure the humidity in the corner of his kitchen where the boules were resting, convinced that the air was too dry despite what the square footage of his apartment suggested. He had lost an argument earlier that week with his landlord, a man named Henderson who managed properties from a golf cart and viewed every problem through the lens of a spreadsheet.
Ivan had complained that the kitchen was impossible to keep at a consistent temperature for the dough. Henderson had pulled up the city tax record on his tablet, pointed to a number, and said, “It’s , Ivan. The heater is rated for 400. You’re overthinking the bread.”
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